MAGNUS: "What's infinity plus infinity?"
LUCAS: "Twofinity."
MAGNUS: "That's what I was gonna say. I learned that in like zero grade."
Deep Thoughts With Magnus
MAGNUS, at Lucas's birthday party, speaking into Mom's phone: "Siri, what is the way to break a piñata with one swing?"
Deep Thoughts With Lucas
Lucas, eyes sagging, trying to fight off sleep: "I'm not tired, but I do feel like I could get a good night's sleep."
Deep Thoughts With Magnus
Magnus, at a beachfront hotel, watching the ocean waves breaking as dusk approaches: "It's almost night and the water's still running!"
Deep Thoughts With Lucas
MOM: "Lucas, do you want your hamburger to be heated up or cold?
LUCAS: "Um... I want it just right."
Deep Thoughts With Magnus
Lucas: "Dad, Magnus ate his blood."
Dad: "Magnus, is that true?"
Magnus: "Yep."
Dad: "Why did you do that?"
Magnus: "Because it gives me more blood. That blood still works."
Deep Thoughts With Magnus
Magnus, being told he had to stop playing a video game: "I was almost at the happy ending. Now you ruined my happy ending!"
Deep Thoughts With Magnus
Magnus, overheard in conversation with Lucas, insisting that Mom and Dad had left them home alone (despite Dad being in the next room):
"This is illegal. I can't believe they left us alone. We're probably too young for this..."
Deep Thoughts With Lucas
PA: "Lucas, did you feed your tadpole today?"
LUCAS: "I can't remember for sure... But I think I fed it tomorrow morning."
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