DAD: "Lukie, which did you like better...the football game or the baseball game?"
LUKIE: "The cheerleaders."
DAD: "So you liked the football game better?"
LUKIE: "Did the baseball game have cheerleaders?"
DAD: "No."
LUKIE: "I liked the football game."
[long pause]
LUKIE: "Dad, I want a cheerleader friend..."